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  • Bitcoin price has never ended a year higher after a start this bad — can 2026 break the pattern?
    by Liam ‘Akiba’ Wright on March 27, 2026 at 8:30 pm

    Bitcoin has never finished a year positive after a start this bad Bitcoin seasonality is one of those market narratives that stays alive because the average is easy to screenshot. The problem is that the average often hides the only thing that matters: the state. A strong “Uptober” inside a healthy bull trend is not The post Bitcoin price has never ended a year higher after a start this bad — can 2026 break the pattern? appeared first on […]

  • Bitcoin price is heading for weekend collapse to $61k – will a social media post from Trump save it?
    by Liam ‘Akiba’ Wright on March 27, 2026 at 6:05 pm

    Bitcoin is heading into the weekend with broken near-term structure, elevated macro pressure, and a political catalyst that now sits close to the center of the market’s risk map. The technical setup has deteriorated in steps over the past two weeks. The macro backdrop has stayed tight as Treasury yields press higher and Middle East The post Bitcoin price is heading for weekend collapse to $61k – will a social media post from Trump save it? […]

  • White House crypto czar leaves office after securing crypto wins for banks and institutions instead of Bitcoin
    by Liam ‘Akiba’ Wright on March 27, 2026 at 4:30 pm

    David Sacks leaves office with wins for crypto infrastructure, while Bitcoin holders are still waiting David Sacks is out of the formal White House crypto czar role after exhausting the 130-day limit attached to his special government employee status. The change closes the clearest window for a scorecard. The record is substantial, yet it falls The post White House crypto czar leaves office after securing crypto wins for banks and institutions […]

  • Homebuyers can now borrow against Bitcoin to get a mortgage without selling or liquidation risk
    by Oluwapelumi Adejumo on March 27, 2026 at 2:30 pm

    Bitcoin is moving deeper into US household finance as homebuyers squeezed by high borrowing costs and limited supply look for new ways to fund a down payment without selling their digital assets. On March 26, Better Home & Finance and Coinbase launched a structure that lets eligible borrowers pledge Bitcoin or USD Coin (USDC) stablecoin The post Homebuyers can now borrow against Bitcoin to get a mortgage without selling or liquidation risk […]

  • Bitcoin drops toward $65k after new Trump Iran delay sends oil higher, triggering $200M wipeout
    by Oluwapelumi Adejumo on March 27, 2026 at 12:40 pm

    Bitcoin fell back toward $65,000 on Friday as investors cut exposure to risk assets after another round of Middle East tensions kept oil prices elevated, pushed Treasury yields to their highest levels in months, and lifted the dollar. According to CryptoSlate’s data, BTC dumped nearly 5% to around $66,484, its lowest price since the beginning The post Bitcoin drops toward $65k after new Trump Iran delay sends oil higher, triggering $200M […]

  • Bitcoin price just collapsed because the macro selloff collided with a $14 billion options expiry this morning
    by Gino Matos on March 27, 2026 at 11:43 am

    Bitcoin price has again been knocked lower by an oil shock, higher Treasury yields, erased rate-cut expectations, and a massive Deribit expiry now due to land on top of that already-weakened market. Roughly $14.1 billion in BTC options were set to expire today, Mar. 27, with another $2.2 billion in Ethereum contracts clearing the same The post Bitcoin price just collapsed because the macro selloff collided with a $14 billion options expiry this […]

  • New Coinbase CLARITY Act standoff over stablecoin reward is now holding up rules for the entire US crypto market
    by Gino Matos on March 27, 2026 at 10:31 am

    The stablecoin yield fight has once again consumed the CLARITY Act debate on Capitol Hill, and the cost of that consumption is now measurable. The bill stalled in January when Coinbase objected to its terms, a White House meeting in February failed to break the deadlock, and by March, the calendar itself had become a The post New Coinbase CLARITY Act standoff over stablecoin reward is now holding up rules for the entire US crypto market […]

  • After a $1.2 billion run, XRP ETFs just flipped from inflows to outflows
    by Oluwapelumi Adejumo on March 26, 2026 at 9:45 pm

    XRP exchange-traded funds (ETFs) are heading toward their first monthly net outflow since their late-2025 debut, breaking the momentum that helped make them one of crypto’s strongest early product launches outside Bitcoin. Data from SoSoValue showed that the four funds have registered $28 million in net redemptions this month. This is also corroborated by CoinShares The post After a $1.2 billion run, XRP ETFs just flipped from inflows to […]

  • The $100 billion corporate Bitcoin surge is down to one buyer as other companies stop adding
    by Oluwapelumi Adejumo on March 26, 2026 at 7:45 pm

    The corporate Bitcoin treasury boom is losing oxygen: a $100 billion public-company bet has shrunk, buying has collapsed outside Strategy (formerly MicroStrategy), and the financing model that drove the trade is starting to fail. Data from CryptoQuant show that the Michael Saylor-led company bought about 45,000 Bitcoin over the last 30 days, the largest 30-day The post The $100 billion corporate Bitcoin surge is down to one buyer as other […]

  • A new US rule wiped $5B off Circle — but it may hurt Coinbase more
    by Oluwapelumi Adejumo on March 26, 2026 at 6:05 pm

    Circle, the issuer of USD Coin (USDC) stablecoin, saw its stock plunge 20% this week, erasing $5 billion in market capitalization in its steepest intraday drop since going public. The sell-off happened on the same day Tether announced it had secured a ‘Big Four’ accounting firm to undertake a full audit of USDT. According to The post A new US rule wiped $5B off Circle — but it may hurt Coinbase more appeared first on CryptoSlate.

  • Asia Begins Pricing US Oil Against Brent As Dubai Volatility Spikes
    by Tyler Durden on March 27, 2026 at 9:15 pm

    Asia Begins Pricing US Oil Against Brent As Dubai Volatility Spikes Submitted by Michael Kern of OilPrice.com Asian refiners have started pricing their orders for U.S. crude oil against the ICE Brent benchmark instead of the typical pricing on Dubai crude, as the Middle Eastern benchmark has seen wild fluctuations amid choked physical supply from the Persian Gulf. Dubai crude prices soared last week to an all-time high of $169.75 […]

  • Disturbing “Five Nights At Epstein’s” Online Game Spreads Rapidly Through Classrooms
    by Tyler Durden on March 27, 2026 at 8:50 pm

    Disturbing “Five Nights At Epstein’s” Online Game Spreads Rapidly Through Classrooms A disturbing browser game called Five Nights at Epstein’s is spreading in schools, with students playing it during class and sharing videos online, according to Bloomberg. In the game, players take on the role of victims trapped on Jeffrey Epstein’s island, trying to survive five nights by avoiding assault. Its popularity has been fueled by […]

  • “Too Many Things Are Out Of Whack…”
    by Tyler Durden on March 27, 2026 at 8:25 pm

    “Too Many Things Are Out Of Whack…” Authored by James Howard Kunstler, “The people we care about most, the undocumented migrants…” – Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT) Cult Classics Tensions rise as the green fuse drives the flowers of springtime (and thank you, Dylan Thomas, for the loan.) Too many things are out of whack. Some are actually breaking. A physics of events is at work that will bring our affairs back to true, but […]

  • CPAC Shocker: Dallas Crowd Cheers For Trump Impeachment Hearings
    by Tyler Durden on March 27, 2026 at 8:05 pm

    CPAC Shocker: Dallas Crowd Cheers For Trump Impeachment Hearings In a moment that captured the growing unease within conservative circles, Matt Schlapp, chairman of the American Conservative Union, found himself in an awkward spot at this year’s CPAC in the Dallas area on Friday. While attempting to rally the crowd, Schlapp asked, “How many of you would like to see impeachment hearings?” The audience erupted in cheers. Visibly […]

  • US Signals Allies ‘No Immediate Plans’ For Ground Invasion, As Iran Warns ‘Heavy Price’ To Pay For Nuclear & Steel Plant Attacks
    by Tyler Durden on March 27, 2026 at 8:05 pm

    US Signals Allies ‘No Immediate Plans’ For Ground Invasion, As Iran Warns ‘Heavy Price’ To Pay For Nuclear & Steel Plant Attacks Summary US signals to allies no ground invasion coming, with thousands of troops still en route: Iran denies requesting Donald Trump’s 10-day halt; Israel attacks steel & industrial sites. Also, Khondab Heavy Water Research Reactor, part of the Arak Nuclear Complex, targeted. Yellow Cake […]

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  • Tiger Woods Involved In “Rollover Crash” On Jupiter Island
    by Tyler Durden on March 27, 2026 at 7:46 pm

    Tiger Woods Involved In “Rollover Crash” On Jupiter Island Golf pro Tiger Woods has reportedly been involved in a “rollover crash” on Jupiter Island, just north of Palm Beach County in Martin County, according to local media outlet WPTV. The Martin County Sheriff’s Office said the accident occurred near 281 Beach Road on Jupiter Island in Hobe Sound. Property records from Zillow show the closest house to the accident is valued at […]

  • Soaring Prices Set To Crash China’s LNG Imports To 8-Year Low
    by Tyler Durden on March 27, 2026 at 7:30 pm

    Soaring Prices Set To Crash China’s LNG Imports To 8-Year Low Submitted by Tsvetana Paraskova of OilPrice.com Surging LNG prices amid the war in the Middle East are set to lead to the lowest monthly LNG imports into China in eight years as Qatari and UAE supply is off the market and Chinese buyers look to raise supply from domestic gas production and pipeline deliveries. China is on track to import about 3.7 million tons of LNG in […]

  • Trump Signs Memo Directing DHS To Pay TSA Agents; First Paychecks Could Arrive Monday
    by Tyler Durden on March 27, 2026 at 7:08 pm

    Trump Signs Memo Directing DHS To Pay TSA Agents; First Paychecks Could Arrive Monday Summary:   Reuters says 50,000 TSA agents could be paid as early as Monday Trump officially puts out a presidential memorandum instructing DHS to pay TSA agents House Speaker Mike Johnson agreed to put a short-term DHS funding package on the floor The resolution would fund all of DHS, including ICE and CBP It would replace […]

  • In Surprise Move, Iran Blocks Two Chinese Ships From Transiting Hormuz
    by Tyler Durden on March 27, 2026 at 7:00 pm

    In Surprise Move, Iran Blocks Two Chinese Ships From Transiting Hormuz In a surprise twist, Iran appears to have turned its back on its best (and only) client, Beijing, when it blocked two China-owned container vessels from the Strait of Hormuz in what the WSJ said was an unusual move by Tehran, which has focused its shipping blockade on countries it deems supporters of Israel and the U.S. Paper says “open.” Reality says […]

  • Musk Targets Retail Investors For Up To 30% Of SpaceX’s IPO Shares
    by Tyler Durden on March 27, 2026 at 6:20 pm

    Musk Targets Retail Investors For Up To 30% Of SpaceX’s IPO Shares Elon Musk is planning a highly unconventional IPO for SpaceX, aiming to make it one of the largest public offerings ever, with a target raise in the tens of billions, according to the Wall Street Journal. Instead of relying solely on the standard investor roadshow, he is considering bringing investors directly to SpaceX sites, where they could tour facilities and […]

  • A Panicking Japan Considers Shorting Oil To Prop Up The Crashing Yen
    by Tyler Durden on March 27, 2026 at 6:00 pm

    A Panicking Japan Considers Shorting Oil To Prop Up The Crashing Yen With the yen collapse accelerating, and pushing the USDJPY above 160 for the first time since 2024, markets are on edge expecting a BOJ intervention at any moment as this was the price when the BOJ intervened last time. However, with BOJ interventions having been consistently proven futile with a half life of just weeks if not days, Japan – facing soaring […]

  • Iran-Linked Hackers Breach FBI Director Kash Patel’s Personal Email Account, DOJ Confirms
    by Tyler Durden on March 27, 2026 at 5:40 pm

    Iran-Linked Hackers Breach FBI Director Kash Patel’s Personal Email Account, DOJ Confirms Iran-linked hackers have claimed responsibility for breaching the personal email account of FBI Director Kash Patel, publicly releasing photographs of him, a purported resume, and excerpts of old emails. A U.S. Justice Department official has confirmed the compromise, marking the latest escalation in cyber tensions between the United States and […]

  • Cartels Are Going ‘Broke’ As US Fentanyl Supply Drops By Almost 60%: Homan
    by Tyler Durden on March 27, 2026 at 5:20 pm

    Cartels Are Going ‘Broke’ As US Fentanyl Supply Drops By Almost 60%: Homan Authored by Darlene McCormick Sanchez via The Epoch Times, The Trump administration’s border crackdown is slowing the flow of deadly drugs into the country to the point that cartel profits have plummeted. ​Border czar Tom Homan said during an appearance at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) on Thursday that President Donald Trump’s […]

  • Will QatarEnergy’s LNG Fiasco Derail Goldman’s Prewar View Of A Mega LNG Wave
    by Tyler Durden on March 27, 2026 at 4:50 pm

    Will QatarEnergy’s LNG Fiasco Derail Goldman’s Prewar View Of A Mega LNG Wave Global energy flows are being rewired across Eurasia as the Russia-Ukraine war and the latest U.S.-Iran conflict disrupt Gulf energy flows in what may be the worst energy shock on record. One major new development is that roughly 20% of global LNG flows remain shut in the Gulf region because of the Hormuz chokepoint, with QatarEnergy warning last week […]

  • Schiff: “Real Rates Are Going To Collapse”; Dollar Confidence Crisis
    by Tyler Durden on March 27, 2026 at 4:35 pm

    Schiff: “Real Rates Are Going To Collapse”; Dollar Confidence Crisis Gold or Bitcoin: which can anchor the next reserve system?  Last night, in a ZH debate hosted by Real Vision’s Ash Bennington, Peter Schiff argued for gold’s role as the future global reserve currency, while Mark Moss made the case for Bitcoin, arguing that it is gaining traction on sovereign balance sheets as of 2025. They covered America’s dwindling reserve […]

  • Newspaper Apologizes For Accurately Describing Suspected Killer As ‘Illegal Immigrant’
    by Tyler Durden on March 27, 2026 at 4:05 pm

    Newspaper Apologizes For Accurately Describing Suspected Killer As ‘Illegal Immigrant’ Authored by Steve Watson via Modernity.news, The student journalists at Loyola University Chicago’s Phoenix newspaper have issued a groveling apology for initially reporting the facts about the man charged with murdering 18-year-old Sheridan Gorman. In an editor’s note, the paper stated: “Additionally, in the body of the original post, […]

  • UAE Pushes For Hormuz Security Force, While Turkey Argues Against Gulf Entry Into War
    by Tyler Durden on March 27, 2026 at 3:45 pm

    UAE Pushes For Hormuz Security Force, While Turkey Argues Against Gulf Entry Into War It’s one of those things that sounds nice on paper, but when missiles and drones are inbound, no one is going to want to be on a military ship sitting in the middle of the Strait of Hormuz: the United Arab Emirates, which has been among the hardest-impacted Gulf states in Iran’s ongoing retaliation, is pressing for a multinational maritime […]

  • House Ethics Panel Finds Florida Democrat Congresswoman Committed 25 Violations
    by Tyler Durden on March 27, 2026 at 3:25 pm

    House Ethics Panel Finds Florida Democrat Congresswoman Committed 25 Violations Authored by Chase Smith via The Epoch Times, A bipartisan House Ethics Committee panel found on March 27 that Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick (D-Fla.) committed 25 ethics violations, a ruling that sets the stage for a sanctions hearing and a potential expulsion vote on the House floor. The adjudicatory subcommittee, composed of four Republicans and […]

  • China Dismisses Report Of Top Chipmaker Aiding Iranian Forces As “Fake News”
    by Tyler Durden on March 27, 2026 at 3:05 pm

    China Dismisses Report Of Top Chipmaker Aiding Iranian Forces As “Fake News” Beijing moved into damage-control mode on Friday, with its foreign ministry dismissing a Reuters report that cited two senior Trump administration officials alleging that SMIC, China’s largest chipmaker, had sent chipmaking tools to Iran, as “false information.” Asked about the report at a regular news conference in Beijing, foreign ministry spokesman Lin […]

  • Someone Tell Lloyd Blankfein The Fire In Private Credit Has Already Started
    by Tyler Durden on March 27, 2026 at 2:50 pm

    Someone Tell Lloyd Blankfein The Fire In Private Credit Has Already Started Submitted by QTR’s Fringe Finance As I’ve been writing about, private credit has been under immense stress for months, with liquidity strains, redemption pressure, and growing questions around valuations all surfacing at once. And now with things on the verge of imminent collapse and literally all of f*cking Wall Street already on notice, one former […]

  • Logic, Logistics, And At Least Another 10 Days…
    by Tyler Durden on March 27, 2026 at 2:15 pm

    Logic, Logistics, And At Least Another 10 Days… By Michael Every of Rabobank Thursday was a rocky day in markets ahead of today’s deadline for the US to shift from bombing Iran’s nuclear, missile, drone, military-industrial, and regime sites to destroying its electricity grid, potentially taking out its power generation for a generation, and unleashing an Iranian response against the broader region’s power, water, and energy […]

  • Iran War Triggers Jump In Americans’ Inflation Expectations, Slump In Sentiment
    by Tyler Durden on March 27, 2026 at 2:08 pm

    Iran War Triggers Jump In Americans’ Inflation Expectations, Slump In Sentiment While the preliminary UMich survey was undertaken between February 17 and March 9, with about half completed after the start of the US military conflict in Iran, today’s final print includes the full month with all the conflict’s escalations (and de-escalations). Expectations were for the headline sentiment index to tumble with expectations projected […]

  • QatarEnergy Declares ForceMajeure For LNG Shipments Through May, Representing As Many As 90 Cargoes
    by Tyler Durden on March 27, 2026 at 2:00 pm

    QatarEnergy Declares ForceMajeure For LNG Shipments Through May, Representing As Many As 90 Cargoes The already dismal LNG supply situation just got worse. With up to 20% of global LNG flows shuttered due to the ongoing blockade of the Hormuz Strait and the extensive damage of Qatar LNG infrastructure, QatarEnergy has declared force majeure on some of ⁠its long-term liquefied natural gas (LNG) supply contracts, including ‌for […]

  • “There’s A Lot Of Concern”: GOP Lawmakers Predict Midterm Disaster If Troops Deployed To Iran
    by Tyler Durden on March 27, 2026 at 1:40 pm

    “There’s A Lot Of Concern”: GOP Lawmakers Predict Midterm Disaster If Troops Deployed To Iran Authored by Liam Cosgrove, ZeroHedge Washington Correspondent While most Republicans are still with Trump on Iran, beneath the outward show of unity, something more politically dangerous is beginning to emerge: a growing fear that a war sold as limited could turn into the kind of Middle East quagmire MAGA voters thought they rejected at […]

  • Peak Lobotomized American Consumer
    by Tyler Durden on March 27, 2026 at 1:20 pm

    Peak Lobotomized American Consumer Submitted by QTR’s Fringe Finance There’s a very specific kind of financial confession I’ve had to make to myself recently. I see charges pop up on my phone’s home screen on various credit cards all the time. A lot of times they just say “Apple” or “Amazon.” No details. No explanation. Just a clean, confident withdrawal from my account like I’m renting air to breathe from both of […]

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